officialunitedstates:

take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level

beautyloveandsociety:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this hurt.

socialnetworkhell:

I’m having a horrible month. Everything has just stacked up. I’ve been having panic attacks and I’m not eating properly and I’m sleeping really poorly. I don’t want to get out of bed. Like, I went to poor myself a bowl of Wheaties and there were like two in the box and I started crying. I don’t even LIKE Wheaties.

spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

jacobshutup:

im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good

brook:

i always assume the worst of men and let them gradually prove themselves to me